Shortly after tying the knot, a young married couple started arguing over who should make the coffee. Being a good Christian woman, the Wife went to the scriptures for her answer. She said that the Bible specifically stated that men should be the ones to make the coffee. Puzzled, the husband asked her where in the Bible it said that. Very confidently, the wife opened up her Bible and said: 'It's right here-HEBREWS."
Question: What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?
Answer: He was Ruthless!
After having children, Adam and Eve started getting a lot of questions from their kids about why they no longer lived in Eden. Adam has a simple answer for this: "Your mother ate us out of house and home."